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JoJo
Lately, I've gotten hooked on HGTV shows. From Clive Pearse's delightfully bitchery on Designed To Sell to the sinister Man In Black on Buy Me, I love them all.

My favorites are the clueless dolts on Buy Me, who set a price based on what they need to purchase a new McMansion/pay off a HELOC, regardless of market value, or the home's condition, refuse to declutter, make basic repairs, or even clean, then complain that the realtor is falling down on job when the overprice crapshack won't sell.

I enjoy the landscaping shows as well.

I'm waiting for the imploding housing market to make it to the show. I can see it now:

Buy Me - pretty please?.
little melly
Ever since I bought my place, I am addicted to this show. Buy Me is really good, but my favourites are the UK imports. Relocation, Relocation and Location, Location, Location are my favs, and I really wish Phil and Kirstie would find ME a house.
Gaol Bait
Was anyone watching Design Star? I liked the first season -- the challenges were pretty good and I liked both the finalists and thought they deserved to be there. This year, well, the season was pretty shitty. For some reason, almost every episode was a double elimination, which meant we had very few chances to actually see the designers at work.

In the end, I was pleasantly surprised that Kim won, even though she has no design experience (yes, that's right, on a show called Design Star), just because I hated Todd. What a tool.
DAN
Todd was a tool, how he made it to the final 2 is hard to believe. I'm curious if her show will be any better than last year's winner (which is unwatchable)?
JoJo
Todd was insufferable, wasn't he? I'm still trying to get over the giant lazy susan he put in Wayne Newton's living room.

Oh yeah, that's just what every living room needs, a massive turntable that seats three, convienently located at ankle height. I guess one of the kids can do 'spin duty' while the others alternate their view between the fireplace and TV.
DodgerGirl
I actually got a kick out of Todd, but he was a one trick pony for the most part and his show would have exhausted me. I'd love to see him show up as a carpenter on Trading Spaces, though.

Loved Kim. She was warm and gracious on camera and seems to have a good design aesthetic. Will give her show a try. I really liked Will as a designer but he sucked on camera trying to host a show.
weejie
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I actually got a kick out of Todd, but he was a one trick pony for the most part and his show would have exhausted me. I'd love to see him show up as a carpenter on Trading Spaces, though.

Loved Kim. She was warm and gracious on camera and seems to have a good design aesthetic. Will give her show a try. I really liked Will as a designer but he sucked on camera trying to host a show.
I totally agree. Even though Todd's stuff was cool to look at (I really liked his .99 room), it was so wildly impratical that I shudder to think of turning him loose on real people's homes to wreak havoc.

I liked Kim the whole way through the season, from the very first show. I don't think she's gonna set the design world on fire or anything, but she seems like a genuinely warm, nice person and I'll definitely give her show a try.

I thought Will was awesome. I'm sure his awkwardness in front of the camera was purely nerves. He would have grown more comfortable and been much better at the hosting with some practice, just like last year's winner. Oh well, I'm sure there will be plenty of good things coming Will's way from this.
Gaol Bait
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He would have grown more comfortable and been much better at the hosting with some practice, just like last year's winner.
And it doesn't help that they don't even ask them to do any actual hosting until, like, the last two or three challenges. Half of these people aren't even designers in the first place, so you'd think the "hosting" part would be key.

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He would have grown more comfortable and been much better at the hosting with some practice, just like last year's winner.
And it doesn't help that they don't even ask them to do any actual hosting until, like, the last two or three challenges. Half of these people aren't even designers in the first place, so you'd think the "hosting" part would be key.

Oh yeah, that's just what every living room needs, a massive turntable that seats three, convienently located at ankle height. I guess one of the kids can do 'spin duty' while the others alternate their view between the fireplace and TV.
Seriously. That turntable was tacky, impractical, and silly, plus, if you cut a hole in my hardwoods, I cut you.
JoJo
I've had it up to here with those ultra-picky jerks who reject perfectly nice houses because the kitchen doesn't come equipped with $4,000 bucks worth of stainless steel appliances and/or granite and travertine, or that they may *gasp* have to paint the living room. Because it's apparently the seller's job to anticipate the potential buyer's color scheme and redecorate accordingly.

JoJo
Anybody else watch Design Star? I like the idea of them having to build their own shelter, it gives the show a nice Survivor feel.
DodgerGirl
I liked that twist, but I'm not loving the designer picked by the internet so far. Annoying!
JoJo
Great fakeout by Clive! Anyway, I would have gotten rid of the whiney blonde before getting rid of Mr. Orange.
DodgerGirl
I agree with both points, though the orange bedroom was pretty pedestrian, and at least whiny blonde came up with the cool silver leaf idea in the living room. Why they didn't make that sun room into a sort of tropical cabana hangout, I'll never know.
DAN
Anyone watch last night? A grown man crying for his mother is not attractive.
Msquared
Oh man, that was pathetic. I was sure I had misunderstood Michael when he said he wanted his mommy. And he wasn't doing himself any favors by behaving like a bad stereotype of a young gay man.
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Great fakeout by Clive! Anyway, I would have gotten rid of the whiney blonde before getting rid of Mr. Orange.
Was that the build your own house fakeout? I missed that episode. I was completely confused when I watched the next episode and they were decorating a house that had obviously been standing for a while. I really don't get the point of the fake-out. Were they trying to piss of the contestants?

When are they going to send Tracee home? Because she has little talent and she always has a lame assed excuse for everything. She bugs me.

I love Clive. He's so not annoying.
DAN
The entire show seems very staged, right down to the facial expressions of the contestants.

Is Tracee the one who created the Venetian/slut room?
Msquared
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Is Tracee the one who created the Venetian/slut room?
She made the bed-sized gondola. Or the gondola-like bed. It was very confusing. Also very sucky. I guess that was a slut room.

I liked the room with the painted wall - the other so-called Italian inspired room. I think several of the rooms were cool, even if I didn't get any sense of the countries they were supposed to represent.
DAN
I liked the Italian ceramic room and the Mexican cabana room.

Tracee's facial expressions are the best, obviously she is the year's whiner/bitchface contestant.
DodgerGirl
What half these people fail to remember is that the show is also about likeability. Michael spent so much time tittering at Tracee's craptacular space and not enough worrying about his own. It was very, very uncomfortable to watch his elimination.

Too many black walls this season so far.
DAN
I want my mom....
Msquared
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What half these people fail to remember is that the show is also about likeability. Michael spent so much time tittering at Tracee's craptacular space and not enough worrying about his own. It was very, very uncomfortable to watch his elimination.
He looks like a 23-year-old man, but behaved like a mean high school girl. And why is it that the worse a reality show contestant does, the bigger the ego gets? "I've screwed up everything I've done so far, so obviously everyone here is jealous of me and my awesome talent." He was very annoying.

DAN, I really liked the Mexican cabana room too. Isn't she the one who freaked out over two of her vases breaking? It did suck, but I was under the impression that you can still do symmetry with four vases instead of six.
JoJo
Much as I enjoyed the sight of Tiny Tears getting the boot, I would have voted the Fortress Of Solitude Guy off first. At least Crybaby did something!
DAN
Please, Crybaby (is this TWoP?) painted a damn stripe on the wall and called the room "Spain". Plus, the fortress of solitude guy is better looking.
JoJo
Well at least he painted the wall. All Abstract Thai Temple guy did was stack some cushions, must have taken him 10 minutes, tops.
DAN
No, that was Buddist Temple guy, but there was also Thai-meditation-zen room which was also painted black.
DodgerGirl
At least Cushion Fortress Guy was *trying* to do something unique and visually striking. It didn't work but at least he was trying to go big.
JoJo
I don't get the judges hate for the kitchen on Design Star last night. It looked like a real, functional kitchen, not the result of some designer trying to be edgy. Oops, I just answered my own question.
Msquared
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I don't get the judges hate for the kitchen on Design Star last night.

Me neither. Other than the fabric Tracee hung over the sink, which really did look out of place, I thought it looked pretty good. I'd be happy to have a kitchen that looked like that.
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I don't get the judges hate for the kitchen on Design Star last night.

Me neither. Other than the fabric Tracee hung over the sink, which really did look out of place, I thought it looked pretty good. I'd be happy to have a kitchen that looked like that.
It looked like a real, functional kitchen, not the result of some designer trying to be edgy. Oops, I just answered my own question.

I think you did. biggrin.gif Of all the rooms in a house that doesn't need to be edgy, it's the kitchen. Unless you don't actually cook, in which case I guess it doesn't matter.

The not edgy thing comes up a lot, and I think it's a big line of crap. Most of the people who watch HGTV probably don't want anything too edgy. And seriously, I'm about sick of the word. It doesn't even mean anything now.

I only caught the last 20 minutes of it, so I missed watching them actually do the work. But I see Tracee was blaming everyone and everything else again. I was really glad to see her go.

I'd like Matt to win, but I think it's going to be Trish.

JoJo
Edgy is fine for hip trendoids in Manhattan or San Francisco, but for an ordinary middle-class, suburban family, it doesn't work. Sure, they could have painted the backsplash a brighter color, but the family got new appliances, new countertops and a new floor. They can paint the walls any color they want if they wish.

I guess I'm just not hip and trendy because I simply don't get what the problem was. Especially since in previous seasons the designers got too ambitous, couldn't finish on time and got reamed out by Clive. No wonder they played it safe and finished on time.

Tracee sunk herself when she disappeared for 6 hours. Why didn't she have the store deliver the tiles?
Msquared
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Tracee sunk herself when she disappeared for 6 hours. Why didn't she have the store deliver the tiles?
Good question. And how can anyone shop for six hours?
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Tracee sunk herself when she disappeared for 6 hours. Why didn't she have the store deliver the tiles?
Good question. And how can anyone shop for six hours?
I guess I'm just not hip and trendy because I simply don't get what the problem was.
Be proud, Jojo.
JoJo
Thanks, Msquared. I guess I'm just not hip enough for HGTV.

Anyone know when Buy Me is coming back on? I miss The Man In Black.
DAN
FLN is airing Buy Me every damn night.
JoJo
Buh-bye Trish and your generic, furniture showroom decor!
Msquared
I thought Trish was going to win, so her elimination surprised me.

I liked the rooms they did tonight, especially Jennifer's. Yeah, I know she's painted flowers on the walls before, but I don't see that as her being a one trick pony. She knew her sister would love it. I think having them do rooms for their families boxed them in a lot. They all knew what would work for their families, and that wouldn't necessarily mesh with what the judges wanted.

I'm rooting for Matt now.
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