Just when you thought Tarantino was the only one left talking about GRINDHOUSE . . .
Watched PLANET TERROR for Halloween night. Mildly entertaining in a no-brainer kinda way. Thought the movie would have benefited from a no-CGI policy, to better mimic the 70s look. Think of the wonderful puppetry and prosthetics of THE THING and ALIEN. But asking Robert "Green Screen" Rodriguez not to do CGI is like asking Quentin not to indulge his foot fetish, right?
Random thoughts:
- The opening tearful go-go dance was very mst3k's GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS. "I had such a pretty mind!"
- Against all reason, Quentin Tarantino continues to labor under the impression that we want to see him act. Destiny, turn off the radio.
- Josh Brolin's sadistic doctor exists in the same GRINDHOUSE universe as a car that kills, much like daddy James starred in the classic THE CAR. Also, Josh could have kept the mustache but lost the goatee part -- he would have looked more like '70s horror guy Tom Atkins.
- One of the worst movies ever has to be THE DOOM GENERATION with Rose McGowan.
On DEATH PROOF, the long bouts of dialogue were really freakin draining. I don't mind slow build-up as a rule -- I can watch the first hour of PSYCHO and appreciate Janet Leigh negotiating her way through a mundane bit of theft -- but those girls were just so very annoying to listen to. And like comedian Doug Benson observed, Quentin might has well pulled a Norbit and dressed up as the entire ensemble, filming himself talking to himself in a variety of wigs.
However I did revisit the movie and had a much better time the second go, liberally exercising the FFWD button . . .
On the upside, an indelible character from Kurt Russell, some nicely staged violence, and a kick-ass car chase finale with real-time stunts. (Wonder if that slam to CGI delivered by Kurt Russell was a playful swipe at Rodriguez.) Edited down, it's a classic Tales from the Crypt episode. Just retitle it "Kurt Russell and The Kick-Ass Car Chase."
Random thoughts:
- I enjoy saying "Kurt Russell IS DEATH PROOF" far too much.
- All the Vanishing Point talk made me think of mst3k's Mitchell (and I will think of it): "They're filming Vanishing Point on the other side of the canyon."
- Stuntman Mike's emotional transformation worked for me. It made sense that a guy who apparently has to prop himself up with old glories ("I did the entire third season of VEGAS") and who only attacks others when protected by his death proof car, might prove to be all too fragile when hurt.
- Loved Kurt. Loved his John Wayning through lines like "In my book, that's no good." Loved "Ladies, now that was fun!" (*bang*) Loved simple shots of him lowering binoculars from his eyes and smiling evilly. I hadn't realized just how much goodwill the guy had been bought from me with THE THING and ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.
So anyone see the(se) movie(s)?