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| And I love a good Chinese. Me love you long time, Charlotte! Re: the Jay-Z Budweiser spot where he promises that "The King Is Back" Are we supposed to believe that Jay-Z, the top blingalicious rapper, main squeeze of Beyonce, president of Def Jam records, drinks Budweiser? What happened to the Cristal and Bacardi?
Wasn't there a famous conductor who refused to work with Charlotte Church when she was a child sensation because he thought the material she was singing was too advanced for someone her age and could damage her throat/vocal cords? I remember somebody in the news calling her singing "child abuse" and predicting that her career would be over well before adulthood due to the wear on her pipes.
I think she's smoking hot now...and she has a delightful propensity for turning up in the tabloids wearing microscopic bikinis.
Wow, Charlotte has really grown up, hasn't she? I would never have recognized her.
I wish we got her show here in the States: Ashlee Simpson on the Charlotte Church Show
Sure, Church is usually hot. But I'm just not loving that picture of her.
Haha! Loved that youtube of CC's show. Stick around to the end, people. It's worth it.
Wow, she's a bit of a smartass, isn't she? I like her.
Although I find her talk-show woeful, I like the advert that picture of Charlotte is from:
Crisps ad Don't tell me you get the same one in the US? It has mentions of obscure football teams and muppet as an insult, I just can't see that working.
Haha, I think I'm in love with Charlotte Church. "There you go, Lohan, you shit."
"You piss all over Cameron Diaz" was probably my fave.
In other news, I'm happy to see that Del Taco (I think they're regional, but I'm not sure) is finally openly courting the stoner demographic with their "...even the munchies" guy in the latest commercial. QUOTE (Eris Rising+Nov 2 2006, 01:02 PM) "You piss all over Cameron Diaz" was probably my fave. In other news, I'm happy to see that Del Taco (I think they're regional, but I'm not sure) is finally openly courting the stoner demographic with their "...even the munchies" guy in the latest commercial. Jack in the Box had one like that too. It had the stoner dude trying to decide on how many tacos he wanted and believe me you have to be stoned to eat those. They probably pulled it though, because the kid was in the drive thru. QUOTE (Rae0618+Nov 2 2006, 01:29 PM) QUOTE (Eris Rising+Nov 2 2006, 01:02 PM) "You piss all over Cameron Diaz" was probably my fave. In other news, I'm happy to see that Del Taco (I think they're regional, but I'm not sure) is finally openly courting the stoner demographic with their "...even the munchies" guy in the latest commercial. Jack in the Box had one like that too. It had the stoner dude trying to decide on how many tacos he wanted and believe me you have to be stoned to eat those. They probably pulled it though, because the kid was in the drive thru. QUOTE (Eris Rising+) Hey, maybe it was the same kid who hit the kid on the bike in the anti-drug commercials. |
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| Anti-drug ads are definitely the best. <br>I was chastised the last time I denigrated one of those ads, but they crack me the hell up. The "my buddy's couch" one just slays me. And as a working mom with job, family, house, etc.....heck I'd LOVE to have some time where "nothing happens...at all". Dang that sounds like the freaking prescription to me. QUOTE (Calendae+Nov 5 2006, 07:06 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76h8jbjZqOI I love that commercial but I'm not sure how effective it is because I can never remember what it's a commercial for.
This commercial gives me the warm fuzzies. The song ain't so bad either.
I was watching yet another one of those "ask your doctor" pharmaceutical ads, this one for a magic pill to help people with rheumatoid arthritis, and heard the best euphemism ever for a side effect: the drug could cause, among other things, a "fatal event". Well, okay, as long as it doesn't kill me.
This PlayStation 3 commercial is the stuff of nightmares. It aired a lot around Halloween, so I kept thinking it was for a horror movie. Maybe that creepy animatronic baby is a reference to something that video game buyers get, but it just scares me.
I love the new Cingular holiday ad that's a total homage to A Christmas Story. "You'll run yer minutes up, kid!"
I also like the Cadillac ad I saw with different Caddies from past decades. Only thing is I'd rather have any of the classic ones.
That Ross Dress For Less commercial with the song about getting all your holiday stuff has the ending line: "...Ross has everything you need to entertain". Well, I've been hearing it as "Ross has everything you need to go insane." Now I can't stop that line from going through my head, so it seems I'm well on my way without having to step foot into a Ross.
I do love that Christmas Story/Cingular ad!
This promo for the NBC Thursday night lineup makes me smile.
I love the Jimmy Dean commercials with the dorky sun-guy. The new one I saw this morning with the solar eclipse? Hilarious.
In that Sally Fields' commercial for osteoporosis she says that her friend has to set aside a morning EVERY WEEK (her emphasis, not mine) to take her pill. She, Sally, has discovered Boniva which she can take just once a month. And Sally's life is ever so much better. I think that if you have to set aside an entire morning to take one little pill, you have worse problems than osteoporosis.
TVJunkie, I like the Jimmy Dean sun-man commercials, too. The Sun is just so earnest about his love for Jimmy Dean Breakfasts and it cracks me up.
The Solar Eclipse is my second favorite. My favorite is still when his daughter keeps asking him "why?" to whatever he says, and he finally snaps "Because I have to heat and warm the earth."
I know! She act's like her friend has to have chemo instead of taking her pill or pills. Kills me. But then, I also have no patience with those people that have gohnarea and bitch about taking their medicine once a week or whatever it is. They just don't have time! They have better things to do than deal with their gohnarea.
The sun-man is a favorite of mine, too. I love the idea of the sun as just some guy who has to go to work everyday. And that deadpan earnestness, and the silly costume. Good stuff. Kudos to whoever came up with that one.
I like the one with the cloud. Sun is trying to get Cloud to try the Jimmy Dean stuff but cloud won't saying he only eats cereal because it's cold and wet.
In the commercials I hate category my current most hated is the Ora-Jel Mouth Sore whatever stuff with the picture of the fading mouth sore (not a cold sore, mind you, those icky inside the mouth sores). Gross. Ranks up there with the toenail fungus cartoon lifting up the toenail and crawling underneath. Blech.
I like the cell phone ad that spoofs A Christmas Story complete with faux!Ralphie getting booted down Santa's ramp to a mocking chorus of "You'll run the bills up!"
I hate any ad featuring animated germs and/or toenail fungi.
I'm not usually a big fan of the casual misogyny in most beer commercials...but sometimes my love of physical slapstick overrides my political correctness.
What I'm trying to say is that the Bud Light commercial where the slack-jawed fratboys slide down the pole every time a beer gets opened and wipe out the would-be stripper just kills me. KEEEE-RASH! "Bud Light?"
Good news: Common is getting a ton of exposure.
Bad news: Common did a Gap commercial. Terrible news: THIS COMMERCIAL IS ON EVERY SEVEN SECONDS. PLEASE, PLEASE STOP.
Ahhh. But Common will be in Smokin' Aces, coming soon to a theatre near you. Go see it.
Smokin' Aces Website
I loathe the BMW commercial with the screaming kids opening their Christmas presents. Gah. I can't hit the mute button fast enough.
Oh God, yes! It sounds like their Christmas present was seeing their parents hacked to bits before their eyes.
QUOTE Oh God, yes! It sounds like their Christmas present was seeing their parents hacked to bits before their eyes. Hah. Maybe it's an homage to Truman Capote? A Christmas Memory crossed with In Cold Blood. QUOTE I loathe the BMW commercial with the screaming kids opening their Christmas presents. Gah. I can't hit the mute button fast enough. I don't know this commercial. I think I'm happy about that. I love the Rice Krispies "Childhood is Calling" commercials. They're so sweet, they make me nostalgic and almost teary. I detest the mini-van (or SUV. Whichever) commercial with those snotty kids dissing their father after he built them a tree house. They need to be smacked.
I loved the commercial shown during Survivor last night where the kids learn that they actually have relatives after the parents get unlimited minutes to
call them. "You have a brother?" "You mean...we actually have relatives?" "I thought you said grandpa and grandma were in a better place." "Nahhhh...They're in Cleveland." And of course, like all phone service commercials, I have no idea which service was actually being advertised.
I saw my new favorite during the Jets/Vikings game yesterday. It is for Bud Light. There is a guy working in a kennel and he can't get to his girl friends for their dinner because it is like a blizzard. He makes a dog sled with the aninmals taking him. I thought it was good.
QUOTE (qb9b+Dec 18 2006, 08:49 AM) He makes a dog sled with the aninmals taking him. With the tiny mice and ferrets leading the way! Very cute commercial. "Okay...So which one of you guys is my designated driver?"
For no apparent reason except that I am an easy target for some musicals, I love the new Kia ads. The ones where there are four or five Kia salespeople, totally normal-looking in their khakis and white shirts, and they're bobbing up and down and curtseying and singing the "So long, farewell, adieu adieu adieu..." song from The Sound of Music as the cars drive away in the hands of their satisfied new owners.
It just made me smile. Not as much as the "Goatherd" song would have, but it was still good.
Whatever that commercial is with the two women going on about the product (I think it's yogurt) being better than karma dipped in chocolate while going shoe shopping... it makes me weep for humanity. I would also be shocked if it were not written by a 55-year-old man who hasn't had a lengthy conversation with a woman other than his wife in decades.
You know, if my suspicions about how the characters act is correct, pretty much anything is better than their karma.
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